was I born RETARDED?

Yes, I was probably born a little retarded. Yes, I'm serious here ...

Not majorly mentally-challenged by any obvious measure. But I do
remember that back in school, they'd wonder why I didn't pick up things
as quick as other kids. I wasn't just slow. They actually had me see
a specialist!

My attention would be all over the place. I couldn't focus. My math
skills were BEYOND poor. I was good at music shockingly enough (but
that was all that gave me confidence)

I couldn't even catch a ball.... (girls teased my clumsiness)

Ok, let's put this way... I probably wasn't the smartest kid in school
by a LOoooong shot.

please don't spread this k? It's personal.

Why am I telling you?

Because I'm trying to prove that you don't need to rely on smarts to
succeed. You don't need luck. You don't even need hard work.

But I'll tell you THIS... you do need good people to show you the
ropes. Not everyone out there is "good", so only trust the things I
recommend you. Just copy my secret here